On Virginity

I won’t lie to you. Last Christmas Eve, I set out on a mission to break up a happy couple for my own selfish reasons. Took me until Valentine’s Day, but goshdarnit! I succeeded. (Only to then break up with the guy in less than two weeks and secure my place in hell. Bygones). So [...]

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

You know how you bitch to your friends about your significant others? You tell them all his little faults, the things he does to piss you off. Like the time he said he had to go poop in front of all of your friends the first time he met them. Or the time he said, [...]

Sorry for Falling Off the Face of the Earth…

The other day one of my friends told me the most pertinent quote I had heard in a long time. “If you come to China for a week, you’ll write a book. If you come to China for a year, you’ll write an article. If you come to China for five years, you’ll be too [...]