About Bai Ni

-If you’re offended by the title of this blog (or if you don’t get the double entendre), stop reading now. It only gets worse.

-I live in China. And yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.

-My Chinese teacher named me Bai Ni (white girl). This is, sadly, true in every possible aspect of the phrase.

-I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good now as I ever was.

-I wish that I was on ol’ Rocky Top.

-If I could be anything I wanted to be, I would be a very good chef.  With high metabolism.

-I have become my own self-fulfilling prophecy.

-I’m American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. Just call me Bubba. My best friend does.

-I just couldn’t help myself.