Ok, ok, this wall is great. (September 27, 2005)

Ok, guys sorry to disappoint, but this email is not nearly as amusing as the others. This is even kinda one of those listen to what I did emails that make you want to ram your head against the wall. But….sleeping on the Great Wall is hard not to describe in those terms.
Although I am [...]

What makes this wall so great anyway? (Sept. 20, 2005)

The food situation has improved immensely and by that I mean, I order broccoli everywhere I go because it’s basically the only word I can pronounce well enough for the fu-yars (waitresses) not to bring out shrimp that not only have their eyes and tails intact, but are actually living or carp that I just [...]