Not necessarily bigger, but possibly better things

Three weeks ago, I sent in my resignation to the first job I had after graduating from college. I currently have 55 minutes left before the 6 o’clock whistle blows for the last time and I do a surprisingly nimble James Bond leap and roll out of the office. I’m not entirely sure, but [...]

The Chinese Army has taken over my office (October 19, 2007)

Let me just say, I am incredibly sorry for not keeping in touch with everyone better! Normally, I would try to email from home, but unfortunately my roommate neglected to pay the internet/phone bill this month, so I can now officially relate to those of you born before the year 1980. Almost makes me wish [...]

My Love Affair with China (September 21, 2007)

I’ve started making a list. It’s not exactly a pro/con list. I’ve watched enough after school specials and sitcoms to know that if you are foolish enough to make a pro/con list, then the subject of your pro/con list will inevitably find the list and spend the next 30 minutes of the show berating you, [...]

Employment–My anti-drug (September 12, 2007)

So I’ve been told my emails are too long. To which I responded in perfect defensive Bai Ni style, “Hey I warned everyone in the first line of the last email that it would be long…” So I apologize for the length and infrequency of the emails. I shall do my best to improve upon [...]

Ok, ok, this wall is great. (September 27, 2005)

Ok, guys sorry to disappoint, but this email is not nearly as amusing as the others. This is even kinda one of those listen to what I did emails that make you want to ram your head against the wall. But….sleeping on the Great Wall is hard not to describe in those terms.
Although I am [...]